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Bank Robbery

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During a robbery in Guangzhou, China, the bank robber shouted to everyone in the bank: "Don't move. The money belongs to the State. Your life belongs to you." Everyone in the bank laid down quietly. This is called "Mind Changing Concept” Changing the conventional way of thinking. When a lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her: "Please be civilized! This is a robbery and not a rape!" This is called "Being Professional” Focus only on what you are trained to do! When the bank robbers returned home, the younger robber (MBA-trained) told the older robber (who has only completed Year 6 in primary school): "Big brother, let's count how much we got." The older robber rebutted and said: "You are very stupid. There is so much money it will take us a long time to count. Tonight, the TV news will tell us how much we robbed from the bank!" This is called "Experience.” Nowadays, experience is more impor...

Marriage vibes

3 Costly Mistakes Couples Do In Marriage #1. Not Changing Your Next Of Kin My heart is always heavy with sorrow whenever I remember what some people have gone through and are still passing through because they forgot to change their next of kin immediately after marriage. For me, these consequences were avoidable if only the concerned parties did the right thing at the right time. Never take issues concerning who you use as your next of kin for granted. In fact for a married woman or man, your next of kin should be your partner or any of your children. Entrusting the future of your family to your brother or even a total stranger all in the name of next of kin is a grave mistake that no one should ever commit. I have a friend of mine (may God rest his soul) who for some reasons forgot to change his next of kin to his wife after marriage. He died after some years leaving his wife and two lovely children behind. Because his brother was his next of kin, his employer paid his ...

Ebola

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Pls read ds n laugh... A man went to Church on Sunday and gave testimony that he was infected with ebola and God had healed him. When he had finished, he tried to give the microphone to the 2nd man but the 2nd man refused to take it: 2ND MAN- I have no testimony. Give it to Pastor. PASTOR- I'm not in charge of testimonies so give it to the Senior Pastor. SENIOR PASTOR- Brother in Christ, the microphone is yours. It's a gift from the Church. You may take it home. Don't laugh alone,put smile in other faces and share to your friends. https://www.facebook.com/groups/387010605435746/https://www.facebook.com/groups/387010605435746 https://www.facebook.com/groups/387010605435746/